Are You Good in Bed? Here's an App That Will Tell You...

Sure, it might seem like you and your guy have really hit a good rhythm in you sex life. But how can you really know for sure that you're amazing in bed unless an app tells you so?
Wait, huh? I feel like it's pretty easy to gauge how a sexual encounter is going. But there is, of course, an app for that.





A little necessary info from their website FAQs:

What is Spreadsheets?

Spreadsheets is a mobile app that monitors your performance in bed to provide statistical and historical feedback. Find out how many thrusts per minute you’re averaging, how long you go for, and exactly how loud it gets. Keep a record of your encounters, date, time, and performance.

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How does it work?

Spreadsheets monitors data from user’s movement and audio levels through the accelerometer and microphone to provide statistical and visual analysis of their performance in bed.

Spreadsheets does not record or play back audio or video. That would be creepy.

Where does my “data” go?

Spreadsheets data is stored securely on your mobile device. Your information is never relayed, backed up, or synced to the Internet.

Well, it's not like I can pretend I'm above the distinct satisfaction of having lots of Foursquare points, so I guess if you want to start quantifying points in regards to your sex life, go forth and monitor your boinking sessions, my friends. Tell me how you did?
Do you think it could be kind of fun to track your sex stats with your guy? Or do you not even want to know?

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