man seeking some 'daggering' from konshens leaves him dearly surprised
I first came to Nairobi in 2012. I remember
visiting YouTube to check the weather and I
think I only saw Mombasa.
I expected to walk into a warm country. I
stepped off the airplane in my shorts and flip-
flops and nearly froze! The traffic was
overwhelming for me at first.
I thought I’d die waiting in traffic for three
hours on my way to the hotel.
I also realised that Nairobians think that
daggering (sexually stimulating dance) was every
Jamaicans cup of tea. I blame it on too much TV.
Someone even asked me if I could do ‘dagger’.
�In a normal situation, that would suggest that
they wanted to sleep with me. Awkwardly, that
was a man inquiring.
I just laughed it off and kept quiet as any
attempt to explain would only lead to a more
awkward situation.
I was also shocked to find out that Kenyans
speak patois. I only thought that it was a
Caribbean thing. In fact, most Kenyan musicians
could easily pass for upcoming Jamaican
musicians.
I really wanted to go for safari but there wasn’t
enough time for that. I, however, lied back home
that I did since everyone who comes here talks
about safari! source: standard media
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