Whenever you see her, she has some new modifications.
Yesterday, she unveiled her latest look, she did a boob job and her chest looks like two massive airbags went off. Her new set of twins were of course expected to cause mayhem and they have. They do look good in the photo, like two big bouncing castles.
I am guessing this is how njoki chege wants every woman to be so as not to be cheated on.I Mean,What more can a man want than a fake ass woman?
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Her body is like “Mozilla Firefox”, full of extensions and add-ons.
Her skin is like fine “Mursik” from Kabartonjo and her accent is now like that of “Capiroo FM” presenters.
I believe she can do better, her skin is 50 shades lighter and her boobs are now like 10 cups bigger.
Why stop now, we want more Vera.
Here are 5 body parts she should she should improve on next
Her Brain
There are such things as brain transplants right? I have always said that Vera is brighter than an underground cave, so I would advise her to milk her oil tycoon’s money so that she undergoes a brain transplant. Imagine if someone like Vera had an IQ like that of Albert Einsten, Al Shabaab would claim responsibility for her “genius” nature.
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The transplant would probably help her see what a slippery slope she is hurtling down.
Her legs
Those Serena-william-like legs have to go. Since she is on a mission to make herself the most beautiful woman on planet earth, this would be a good investment. Killer legs are always a plus.
Her face
Vera looks like a doll at the moment. She is starting to look like the Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyonova. The bleach plus excessive makeup is really creating a horrifying site. I think her old face was just fine. If possible, she should revert to her old visage. Or better yet, just make herself look like Halle Berry, no, she is dark, may be she should be like Angelina Jolie or Justin Bieber so as to fully grab the world’s attention.
Her behind
It’s already a big but it wouldn’t hurt to just increase it a little. This is because the competition in that area has become stiff. She’s not the only one with a power booty. It’s said that one should never forget what catapulted them to the top. Never ignore the thing or person you who helped you succeed.
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We all know that it’s Vera’s booty that made her a sensation, thus she sought to be loyal to it. Pump it up Vera en if it means having to carry itwith some suspenders,so be it.
Her waist
The Swahili people say “msichana mrembo ni yule aliye na kiuno cha nyigu”. Yes, Vera should minimize her waist completely so that she looks like a walking number 8. This move will stop Njoki Chege from calling her fat soon,
Alright Vera. Follow my advice and be a goddess.
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