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5 May 2014

Man With Longest Penis In The World To Donate It To Museum [PHOTOS]

Jonah Falcon received an extraordinary gift at birth, and now he wants to give back.
The 43-year-old Manhattanite is recognized for having the longest penis ever measured in a documentary, a distinction that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in porn. But now, he has an offer he can't refuse.

The Icelandic Phallological Museum -- better known as "The Penis Museum" -- has offered
Jonah everlasting fame, by putting his 13.5- inch sex organ on display after his death.
"I am flattered by the invitation," Falcon says in a letter to the museum sent via
HuffPost Weird News.
"I appreciate your museum's devotion to science, and it would be an honor to have my manhood put on display, hopefully nestled between the sexual appendages of a sperm whale and a polar bear ... I hope I don't make either of those creatures jealous.
May I suggest you call the exhibit, 'Jonah and the Whale'."
"Falcon is widely known for his larger than usual penis and the museum is an ideal place for it when the time comes, to exhibit
and preserve, for future generations,"
Sigurdsson said. "Mr. Falcon's organ will greatly enhance the collection and will surely be one of the most outstanding pieces."
Falcon, who doesn't plan to become a museum exhibit anytime soon, now works as a blogger. He aspires to write and act in
film.
In 2012, he was stopped and detained by San Francisco TSA officers who were concerned about the large bulge in his pants. He tried to capitalize on his fame last
year with a YouTube video entitled "It's Too Big."
Falcon said that he realized as far back as junior high, when he was in the gym locker room, that he was "a little different than the
other guys."
"It was not until I reached adulthood that I realized how special I was, even though I'm
of average height (5-foot-9) and I wear a size 10 shoe, like many men."
Falcon maintains that his sex organ
measures 13.5 inches erect and 9.5 inches flaccid. He was measured on the HBO film,
"Private Dicks: Men Exposed."
Jonah has appeared as an extra on "The Sopronos," "Law & Order" and "Melrose Place," among other TV shows. He appeared in an uncredited role as a mental patient in "A Beautiful Mind." He is a frequent guest
on Howard Stern's radio show.
via The huffington post

19 comments:

  1. I bet you won't guess which muscle in your body is the muscle that gets rid of joint and back pains, anxiety and burns fat.

    If this "secret" most powerful primal muscle is healthy, we are healthy.

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  2. What the fuck? 13 inches is huge

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  3. What the hell man.

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