Obviously you can’t just use Wite-Out on questions that you simply
don’t feel like answering, but we’re only making fun of Jackie because
it didn’t work. Sure, the teacher noticed that her answer sheet only had
six questions compared to everybody else’s seven, but if she hadn’t,
Jackie would have become a legend.
Life would be so much easier if the only thing you needed to avoid doing things was a tiny bottle of Wite-Out. Jackie used it because she didn’t feel like answering questions about “My Brother Sam Is Dead,” but that’s child’s play compared to the other possibilities.
Bar tab too high? Throw some liquid paper on the receipt and walk out like nothing happened. Manage to get a parking ticket? Merely erase the entire thing and send it in for a total sum of zero dollars. Don’t want to do taxes? Wite-Out your entire 1040.
If everyone in the world were an idiot, you’d be set for life.
Life would be so much easier if the only thing you needed to avoid doing things was a tiny bottle of Wite-Out. Jackie used it because she didn’t feel like answering questions about “My Brother Sam Is Dead,” but that’s child’s play compared to the other possibilities.
Bar tab too high? Throw some liquid paper on the receipt and walk out like nothing happened. Manage to get a parking ticket? Merely erase the entire thing and send it in for a total sum of zero dollars. Don’t want to do taxes? Wite-Out your entire 1040.
If everyone in the world were an idiot, you’d be set for life.
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