1: Sex releases tension, so next time you’re mad at your boy, don’t yell at him, throw him on the ground and have your wicked way with him until you relax. Voila, anger gone.
2: Supercharge your creative skills by thinking of new ways to get
down.
3: …And those new positions will also help increase your flexibility, so you can get all kinky-crazy, yusss!
4: The more you have sex, the more you want it, as it helps release hormones that promote sex drive.
5: Keep an eye on your health. There’s no time like fondling time to
feel if any new lumpy bumps have popped up on you or your honey.
6: Sex boosts body image, so jump on board and feel hot!
7: It’s how you make babies!
8: And if that works out, sex can trigger labour when your pregnancy
reaches full term.
9: There’s a thin line between pain and pleasure and sex can help you
learn your limits
10: Create better sex stories for you to dish to the girls about.
EVERYONE wants to hear about what you tried to put where on Friday night after a few gins.
11: It tastes better than Panadol. Sex has been shown to temporarily relieve headaches; so much for that excuse.
see also: 35 INSANE Things You Should Never Say to a Man With a Small Penis
12: Keep your man healthy. Men who have sex more than three times a week can cut their risk of heart attack or stroke in half.
13: It’s like the gym, but less smelly (we hope). One 30 minute sexercise session will burn 30 calories.
14: You’ll sleep like a baby. Sex can help release sleep inducing-
hormones so start early and get a great night’s sleep.
15: Sense of smell increases after sex… Don’t know if that’s a whole
reason in itself, but hey, if you didn’t read reason 10, you can tell all your friends about super sniffy power at girly catch ups.
16: It’s free! (For most people, but we are not here to judge…)
17: It strengthens the seal. Sex helps increase pelvic floor muscle tone, giving you better bladder control. Begging the taxi driveway to stop on the motorway because you’ve had a couple of wines and have to go is only funny till you’re
19. Then it’s weird.
18: The endorphins released during sex will diminish menstrual
cramps.
19: Regular romps tighten your belly and your bum leaving you super- hot, yay!
20: Women who have sex more than once a month have more regular periods.
21: Blow his mind by proving that, yes, good girls do know what that
is; and they know some very fun things to do with it too.
22: Done wrong? Forget presents. Give the gift that keeps on giving in
his imagination. Sex. Especially great for those on a budget.
23: Tone your core muscles. Sex is like a class for tight inner-tummy
muscles, but sans chirpy instructor in bike shorts.
24: Because an active sex life slows the ageing process.
25: Sex and love help you produce estrogen making your hair shiny
and skin smooth, thus making you super-hot!
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