The 19 Unspoken Rules For Smoking Weed

1. Whoever rolls it, sparks it.

2. Avoid any discrepancies: pass it clockwise every time.


3. If needed, please ash before you pass.
4. Abide by standard “puff, puff, pass” rule. There’s a reason it’s not the “puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, pass—wait lemme get one more in” rule.
5. Basically, in company, please share.
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6. Don’t hold up the rotation for a boring ass story.
Do, if it's worth everyone's time. Otherwise, keep it moving.
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7. If it’s cashed on your turn, be a doll and clear it out.
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8. And please try to pick out any stems and seeds when you pack.
When you find stems and seeds in your weed.
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10. You were a newbie once too. Help others. Whether breaking, packing, lighting, or instructing, empathize and reach out—literally!
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11. Don’t rely on mooching all the time! Weed is not free.
Bitches Be Like "I Smoke But I Dont Not Like That I Dont Buy Weed I Just Smoke If Somebody Got Some" ..You Mooching Ass Hoe
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13. Please don’t be lazy and change the bong water every so often.
14. Always try to “corner hit” the weed.
Be a good stoner friend and always corner the bowl when sharing!
16. Keep the weed products away from the animals*
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17. Finally, chill out! Everything will be okay.
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18. But most importantly: Enjoy thyself!
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19. Because it’s the quickest way to happiness.
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