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11 Jun 2014

HILARIOUS: Types of People You Should Never Trust

 Some people are trustworthy and some aren’t, you just have to pay attention and see what the person is really about. Here are the hilarious types of people you just cant trust..

#1. A beautician with acne, a bald hairdresser and a shoe polisher wearing sandals.

#2. jamaas who pocket their left hands when dropping lines on single women.They are married men hiding the ring

#3. People who take hours to text you back, but when you're with them, they are always on phone texting.

#4.  Thin people who run food outlets!

#5.  People who show directions with their mouth

#6. The ones who own Land Rovers, Land Cruisers and still have Landlords

#7.  Those who say their bodies is their bizness 

#8.  People who say 'TRUST ME

#9.  People who get relationship advice from Maina and King'ang'i

#10. those who say their bleaching cost 50M while they used jik

#11. chics who respond with "I'll see". Nkt kwani you don't see that time?

#12.  those who call anyone who comes their way 'Baba' and they never go to visit their biological one in shagz.

#13. our beloved Ole Lenku

#14. people who cant pronounce the word 'siege' correctly.

#15. who are not comfortable in their own skin

#16. people like Larry Madowo who is a News Actor rather than a news anchor.

#17. Those men who say 'SITAINGISHA YOTE' during sex.

#18.  the one who is black today but white tomorrow

#19. those who say I can die for you,its like they are experienced.

#20. those leaders who go abroad without a FAREWELL party but when coming back there is a HOME COMING PARTY!!

#21. people who always visit you when you are serving food.

#22.  Jehova's Witness

#23.  A woman you've never seen without make up!

#24.  Touts who call you by saying "wawili twende"

#25.  Those seen, typing for 3 minutes then reply is K.

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