Today, I want to tell all menfolk that some of your burning questions should be tucked somewhere in a box and shipped to planet Mars! Here are the never ever queries!
#1. Can you cook chapati and ugali?
The last time I checked, chapati and ugali are not the only human food, right? So why judge a woman just because she scores a D? When I saw men post this question on Twitter, I went cuckoo! Seriously guys, if I can steam vegetables, can’t you be man enough to ‘struggle with the ugali’? What happened to men helping out in the kitchen? Instead, you should be asking, “what dishes can you cook?” Which sounds much better!
#2. Why do you wear make-up?
I know most women shudder at the thought of their boyfriends’ seeing them without make-up. Okay. I admit there are women who cross the line. Make-up is supposed to enhance a woman’s beauty and not make her look like a can of powder fell on her face. All in all, that is no ticket to criticise us. If you don’t like a woman who wears make up then don’t approach her! Go find a more natural one. Simple!
#3. When are you coming over to chill?
Ever wondered what comes to mind when you ask a woman this question? Of course, “when am I getting the cookie jar?” I know there are men who genuinely want a woman to go to his place and catch a movie but trust me, that is one grain in the ocean.
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#4. Why do you have so many clothes?
Men will never understand women’s love affair with clothes. Trust me, it’s an in-born thing. To some women, shopping for clothes is therapeutic, so don’t bother popping the question. By the way, if she is not asking for money, why are you complaining?
#5. Why are you being so emotional?
Ever heard tears are more truthful than smiles? Yeah. There goes the answer why we like crying. We are emotional creatures and the ‘special visitor’ that visits every month, affects our hormones (read between the lines).
#6. How many men have you hooked up with?
Any woman you ask this question will lie to you. I promise. We do it to save your soul. Stay away from this question if you want some ‘deep love’. We all have our dirty closets, so no need to open it up!
#7. Am I in the friend zone?
Men, if you have to ask this question, guess what? You are in that friend zone. She has been dropping the hints but bet you are too busy admiring her booty! Pay attention to detail.
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#8. Why do you wear a weave?
Seriously, if you are one of the judges for Africa’s Next Top model, then you can ask this, but if not, cut the cackle. FYI… we wear weaves because they enhance our looks and help our hair grow.
in the words of comedian Kevin Hart, a woman’s weave is her hair as long as she has paid for it! So if you are not removing any penny, don’t grumble.
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