We all want to be great kissers. But how do you know if you're not up to scratch? Here are some common signs.
- Your partner bleeds profusely from the face.
- Your partner has a recurring nightmare of drowning in stale coffee.
- Facebook and Google only show you AD's for chewing gum and mouthwash.
- You see a TOOTH PASTE commercial and think "I could be that guy."
- Watching goldfish swimming gives your partner a strange sense of deja vu.
- You think "suck face" is literal
- Your favorite make-out jam is "Killing in the Name Of."
- No one seems to like you.
- Your date refuses to remove their scuba diving gear.
- You practice kissing drills with a pillow.
- Your partner has to change their shirt after a make-out session.
- Your dentist wished you "good luck" at the end of your last checkup.
- Your partner starts laughing hysterically.
- Your partner starts crying hysterically.
- Lightening strikes.
- You can get your way in social situations by threatening to kiss people.
- You can't distinguish between the pen you nibble on while making seductive eye contact and the one you use to clean your ears.
- You stop mid-kiss, looking surprised, and exclaim "Oh! This must be the human activity known as 'Frenching!'"
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