The 10 Things Men Do In Bed That Every Girl Hates

from a womans point of view!!

Just as you have your strong opinions about our sexual performance, we’ve got some things to say
about you men, too. This is us not-so-subtly telling you to stop doing all the annoying stuff you think we’re enjoying (we’re not).


And we know you’ll listen because let’s face it:
we’re the ones who hold all the p*ssy power.

1.Pushing The Back Of Our Heads

The fastest way to make us bite your dick off is
to slam our necks into your crotch. If you don’t
like the favors we’re so generously handing out,
then encouragingly tell us what feels great or
just do it yourself. There’s nothing more
degrading than trying to control a woman when
she’s clearly in charge. Try swallowing your own
pride, if you know what we mean.

2.Releasing Your Entire Body Weight On Us

Look, we understand that it gets tiring being on
top the whole time, but when you rest your
entire body weight on us, you’re actually
crushing our ribs with your whale humping. Try
using those biceps you bragged about earlier to
prop yourself up or just switch positions. We
can’t feel anything when we feel your weight like
a boulder on our stomachs.

3.Pulling A Fast One

Hmmm, how do we put this eloquently? Just like
we had to consent for you to put it in the main
hole, you’re going to have to get the “okay” first
before you put it in the back hole. A lot of
women don’t like it and a lot of women do —
verbally find out which category she falls into
instead of using the “trial and error” method. If
you impulsively do it prior to asking (RUDE), she
has every right to backhand you.

4.Skipping Foreplay

Here’s a heads up (literally): unless you’re Leo
DiCap, we’re going to want a warm-up session
before the main event. This is when all the
excitement happens, so don’t sell you and your
girl short.

5.Saying “Hi”

If you don’t have anything to say, we’d prefer
you say nothing at all instead of greeting us with
a “Hi.” Pretty sure we exchanged pleasantries at
the beginning of the night, no need to say
“Hello” again, we’re still here. And really, what
do you want us to respond back? “Sup, nm u?”

6.The Jack Rabbit

Are you trying to break ground in our vaginas?
You’re not going to strike gold jack hammering
your penis inside your lady. Remember, there’s
vital organs in there that make babies, too.

7.Drowning Us In The Shower

If there’s water involved, be sure you’re not
choking your partner under the faucet. When you
hear “gurggle gurggle” noises, chances are she’s
drowning under the spray. Sexual activity in the
shower is fun — until someone gets hurt.
Splashing On Our Freshly

8.Laundered Sheets

Remember the phrase “if you don’t have
anything nice to say, then don’t say it”? Well, if
you don’t have any place nice to spray, then
don’t spray it. Yes, we are planning on washing
our sheets anyway, but we’d rather not lie in
your body fluids in the time being. Be respectful
of our property and we may invite you back next
week.
 
9.“Forgetting” To Ask If She’s On The Pill

Your negligence will cost you. Safe sex is just as
much our responsibility as it is yours. End of
discussion.

10.Playing Awful Music

Nothing kills a mood more than listening to
heavy electro rave sounds — last we checked
we’re getting it on, not embarking on a galactic
space trip to Mars. Same goes for crap like “ Boyz
II Men ” or whatever throwback nonsense you
think is awesomely fun, but really awesomely
lame. And if you play “ Drake” in the
background, you’ve officially given yourself up as
the softest guy out there .

source: elite daily