(HILARIOUS) 5 Reasons Why Vera Sidika Stole Someone Else's Instagram Photo and Pretended It Was Her

Recently Vera Sidika jacked an Instagram photo of an American girl form Houston Texas and then proceeded to post it still on Instagram passing it as her own.
Well, the American girl does have a bright future behind her too and she kinda resembles our Kenyan socialite figure and weave wise.

So this is what desperation for Instagram likes and keeping up a false image has led people to? I kept wondering why Vera had to stoop so low and I finally figured it out. Here’s why;

#1. Her ‘Oil Tycoon’ got tired of being the cameraman 

Since you cannot take a butt selfie of yourself opening a fridge,and her oil tycoon was busy making money to blow on her fake ass girlfriend,it was only logical to steal a pic and hope nobody finds out.

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#2. She’s not that smart

She might have mastered the art of publicity and personal branding but her flaws are evident. Of course the obvious reason why Vera stole the photo is because she thought no one would notice – big mistake. I’ll tell you one thing for sure, if that American girl finds out, Vera is going to need security and a new bleach to change her appearance. She even used the same damn caption!!

#3. Demand has exceeded supply

From an economic perspective, maybe demand has exceeded supply. The number of people yearning for her pictures has increased significantly, making her resort to extreme measures in order to satisfy the demand.

#4. Competition has become overwhelming

The likes of Corazon, Risper and company are coming up fast. Vera is no longer the only socialite who can claim the phrase, “nyuma iko sawa”. Even Huddah had to take a chill pill because she didn’t have enough “artillery” to compete with Vera and now it has come full circle.
I just hope the former BBA rep isn’t planning on spending 50 mil on bonnets and boots. She’s lucky she won’t incur bleaching costs since she’s already light skin.
Given that she also prefers spending most of her time in Nigeria nowadays, she must have realized that almost every woman there looks like her.

#5. The Michael Jackson/Vybz Kartel effect

We all know that Michael Jackson used to be a normal black man. But when he turned himself into a crazy white woman, he converted a zoo into his home and started inviting small boys over for sleepovers.
We know too that Vybz Kartel was another cool dancehall artiste before he turned brown and started believing that beating up people was a good idea. Look where that got him.

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Finally we all know that Vera Sidika used to be an innocent video vixen until she turned lightskin and began believing stealing photos was a good idea. Did she also bleach her brains?

via izvipi.com