what Your body type says about your sex life
Sometimes the state of your sex life iscompletely dependent on who your partner is,
how good the sex is, and your experience level.
But science doesn't agree with that.
Science,
like an old pay-per-minute fortune teller,
believes it can predict the state of your sex life
based upon a few arbitrary personal facts. One
of those facts is, of course, the natural shape of
your body. Big hips, well endowed, long legs?
You may not agree with it, but science knows
what your sex life is really like.
1. Small Breasts
Studies have shown that men who like small
breasts prefer submissive partners, are
financially secure, aren't interested
in fatherhood, and are less sexist than those
who prefer large breasted women.
Why do
men sometimes prefer large breasts over the
smaller sets? Big boobs remind them of
motherhood, for better or for worse.
2. Long Legs
No matter what gender you are, if you have
long legs, people are going to swoon. Seriously.
Researchers from a Polish university found that
people whose legs were five percent longer
than the average were considered the most
attractive. Why? Tall drinks of water are
perceived as more healthy than shorter stems.
We like legs long, but of course, not too long.
Those with legs 15 percent longer than the
average were no longer seen as desirable. This
is a Goldilocks situation.
3. Big Dicks
Men with big dicks don't have any problems,
you may think, but a new study from
PLOSOne claims that men with larger penises
are more likely to be cheated on by their
wives. "Every one inch longer penis increased
the likelihood of women being involved in
extra-marital partnership by almost one-and-
half times," the study found. What's wrong
with a larger package? For the women in the
study, sometimes bigger equipment meant
more pain during sex, so they strayed.
4. Hairy Chests
A study published in the Archives of Sexual
Behavior found that men lacking torso and
chest hair were considered the most attractive
by women. That is, unless, a woman had a
hairy father and in that case, she probably digs
the hirsute men. Another study found gay men
who identify as "tops" prefer men with less
hair on their chest, while "only bottoms" are
into hairier men.
5. Hourglass Figures
Researchers have proved again and again that
heterosexual men are into hourglass figures on
women. They've calculated that a waist-to-hip
ratio of 0.7, or a waist measuring 70 percent of
the hip circumference was the ideal body type.
This has a lot to do with perceived fertility. But
hourglass figures mean something completely
different if you're a man.
A different study in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology found that casual observers use body type and
gait to determine sexual orientation. Gay
subjects tended to have more gender-
incongruent body types like hourglass figures in men and tubular bodies for women. Of course, this study is a little more questionable.
6. Short Index Finger
The old saying, "big hands, big dick," might not
actually have any weight to it, but it turns out
that men whose index finger is shorter than his
ring finger are more likely to have a big dick.
A good conversation starter at the bar could be,
"Hey can I see your index-to-ring finger ratio?"
Of course, that doesn't mean these well
endowed, short-pointer-fingered men won't be
cheated on (see above).
Apparently, finger length reveals a lot about
someone's sex life. Another study found that if
men have "really masculine" index fingers that
are significantly shorter than their ring fingers,
they tended to be gay (and have a lot of older
brothers). The study also found lesbians tended to have a greater difference in length between
their index and ring fingers than straight girls.
7. Big Hips
The mere existence of Beyoncé's angelic hips
should indicate that ladies who have wider hips
are all-in-all a very fortunate breed of woman.
According to a study from the University of
Leeds, women who have bigger hips are more
likely to have one night stands.
The study showed that the number of partners a woman has is largely driven by how many one nightstands she has.
Women whose hip width is
larger than 14.2 inches have more sexual
partners and casual hook ups than women with hips under 12.2 inches wide. Biologically,
women with bigger hips might be more
sexually open because they're evolutionarily
better at popping out the babies. But also:
Beyoncé.
0 comments:
Post a Comment