Drinking offers a wealth of health benefits that often go unnoticed. Some of them are based on medical evidence, others are more from (uh…) anecdotal “evidence.”
Here are 10 solid reasons why vodka is practically a vitamin.
1. Sleeping on the floor when you too drunk seems great for your back. Probably not in the fetal position, though.
2. Running from the cops after urinating in public is excellent cardio exercise. you start getting fit.
3. Beer is made from wheat so it is basically bread and therefore an important part of a balanced diet.
4. Making out with strangers is a great way to boost your immune system, maybe?
5. Every sip of alcohol you take is time that your mouth isn’t eating fast food so you dont have to be worried about all the cholesterol.
6. Being so hungover that you puke everywhere is practically the same as one of those cleanses your.
7. Doing a botched version of the Worm in a crowded bar is just hot yoga with cooler music.
8. Texting your ex at 2 a.m. works out the often-overlooked thumb muscles.
9. Breaking into your second-story apartment —after locking yourself out — is the edgier version of joining a rock climbing gym.
10. An unfounded sense of m confidence greatly increases your odds of taking up equestrian sports, by which we mean “riding a mechanical bull.”
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