(HILARIOUS) 14 Lies Only Kenyans Will Tell

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ingenious Kenyans came up with
a rather funny trending topic, #LiesOnlyKenyansTell, that’s not only for ‘ha-ha’ but seeks to correct the lying nature of Kenyans.

here are some of the crazy lies we so used to hearing as kenyans:

#1. 9 inches kwa boxers.

#2. am still a virgin

#3. it's tight and juicy!! then he got to find out the truth

#4. Lemme call u back in TWO minutes

#5. matatu conductor," wawili ijae"

#6. KBC Channel 1, Kenya's Watching!! Realy??

#7. My Bleach Costs 50M, Shoes $ 3,000, Weave 150K

#8. No terrorist escaped from the mall, but we arrested some of l them at the airport

#9. No police officer looted anything from the Mall.All the
goods had been removed by the terrorists by the time we arrived

#10. The smoke is from terrorist burning matresses

#11. All the terrorists were men except about three women

#12. simu inaisha charge hun. gd9t. seconds later Whatsapp Online.

#13. we will not leave any stone unturned in getting to the bottom of this

#14. Niko Masaku 7s whoop!! whoop!!

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